avenging armadillo: My father's pocket knife and gun control

The Armadillo is, by nature, a peaceful critter, especially ones from Texas. We're built strictly for defense, since mostly what we want is to be left alone. In the past a good defense has sufficed. But defensive armor is not enough in times like these, and there is only so much even a friendly, Texas Armadillo can take without striking back. Therefore, my advise is to do as I have done: evolve, develop long horns, go on the offensive and teach our collectivist, statist adversaries an age old lesson: DON"T MESS WITH TEXAS!

avenging armadillo

Friday, March 19, 2010

My father's pocket knife and gun control

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