Federal Executive: Stimulus goes international

Apparently the stimulus here in the US has been so successful at improving the economy and things are cooking along so well that Michelle Obama has decided to spread the wealth, and is taking a "girl's only Mother/Daughter vacation" in Spain.

There's no holding back on her inspired charity.

She's really going all out trying to help Spain improve their economy by renting 60 ROOMS in a Mallorca 5*, 5* hotel!

Since we're so friggin' rich here in America due to the sizzling success of the Scamulus who can criticize Michelle's inspired charity resulting in sharing the wealth with other, less fortunate nations?

I'm sure only the most niggardly and niggling-minded of Americans could have the slightest objections to such goodness and generosity.

Since all other American families have an annual tradition of a "girl's only mother/daughter vacation" to some exotic destination and staying at a 5* hotel, who but a racist would deny this small indulgence to the First Family, especially after their strenuous labors resulting in such economic success here at home?

So, I don't want to hear a single word of complaints from all you bigots and haters out there--you don't have a leg to stand on, and if you say anything it's clearly an expression of just hatred of a black man and straight up racism!