Monday, February 15, 2010

President's Day

my wife: "Today's President's day."
me: "Which one?"
wife: "All of them."
me: "Why, some totally sucked and most have been complicit in stealing our property, money and freedom? Give me one good reason we should celebrate this BS generic 'President's r Us' day."
wife: "Mary's out of school."
me: "You mean we don't have to drive her into Dallas to school today and can sleep later?"
wife; "Yup."
me: "Bingo."

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